50,000 people on the Internet found my joke funny why aren’t you laughing mom
- Kissing is cool
- Making out is cool
- Holding hands is cool
- Sleeping with someone you care about is cool
- Cuddling is cool
- You’re cool
- Let’s do these cool things together
if someone is mean to you, don’t be mean back. talk to them, get to know them, be good friends, find out all the kinds of books/movies/tv series they love
then spoil it
LOOK YOU CAN PINPOINT THE EXACT MOMENT WHEN HIS HEART BREAKS INTO PIECES
Friendly reminder that the Duckbill Platypus is not beaver sized but the tiniest most cutest patootie being in existence
i thought these things were the size of like, large cats or something. ITS FUCKING TINY JESUS
"We live in a world where losing your phone is more dramatic than losing your virginity"
Um ok but I don’t recall my virginity having 16 GB of memory with all my contacts, music, photos, calendars, and apps or costing over $200.
my phone is an expensive and important material object and not a useless social construct put in place to shame and commodify women
Plus I remember where I lost my virginity.