if magikarp can do nothing and then suddenly grow up to be really useful then so can i
SHOW THAT BITCH WHO RUNS THIS HOUSE
my name is kyle do they even try anymore
England: what are you doing
America: getting rid of u lmao
i wish i was friends with someone in my neighborhood so i could randomly call them up and be like ‘yo i know its 3am but do you wanna walk around aimlessly for a little while’
Do you think this is a god damn movie? My best friend lives 20 feet from me and I haven’t seen her in 3 weeks.
me: it’s a long story
person: no problem, i have time.
Myth #1 – Introverts don’t like to talk.
This is not true. Introverts just don’t talk unless they have something to say. They hate small talk. Get an introvert talking about something they are interested in, and they won’t shut up for days.
Myth #2 – Introverts are shy.
Tumblr please notify me when most of my mutuals are online so I can post my selfie
WHATEVER SHALL I DO
1. Slowly Wake Up
2. Take a Shower
3. Wash Your Face
4. Brush Your Teeth
5. Check your emails/updates.
6. Listen to music.
7. Lie down a little more.
8. Go get breakfast. Eat your favorite meal.
9. Write a to do list.
10. Plan out your day.