things that should not concern u:
- the length of a woman’s skirt
- the tightness of a woman’s top
- how many people a woman has slept with
things that should concern u:
- america’s gun laws
- that u haven’t petted enough dogs today
- harry potter named a kid albus severus
pay me the right amount and i will do anything
i have never seen something more clearly written by a straight white male
"BLESS THIS POST"
"WHY DOESNT THIS HAVE MORE NOTES"
"finally someone said it"
finally someone said it omg bless this post i’m reblogging again because it’s back why doesn’t it have more notes omg
boycott dudes who manipulate you into meeting their emotional or sexual needs but won’t date you 2k14
Alone in your house then your parents open the door
*cop pulls me over*
"Sir, do you know how fast you were going?"
"Nice. Nice. So are you a virgin?"
"why do people choose between pepsi and coke, they both taste the same"